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Health Coaching Practice

YOURBODY ISKEEPINGSCORE.

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The Method

Four pillars.
No shortcuts.

Click each pillar to see exactly what the work looks like. No vague promises. No 30-day transformations. Just protocol.

Not a diet. Not macros on a spreadsheet. A real accounting of what you eat, when, and why — including the 11pm standing-in-front-of-the-fridge moments that don't make it into your food diary.

"I thought I ate well. The audit showed I was skipping meals 4 days a week and compensating with cortisol." — Marcus, 38, Founder

The Actual Work

  • 17-day meal audit with photographic log
  • 2Bloodwork panel review (not the "normal range" lie)
  • 3Hunger-stress-sleep triangle mapping
  • 4Elimination protocol for inflammatory triggers

Stress isn't a mindset problem. It's a physiological event your body is recording in real-time. We measure it, map it to your schedule, and make it visible — because you can't fix what you're pretending isn't there.

"I was running on fumes and calling it drive. The audit showed my body had been in fight-or-flight since January." — Priya, 41, CMO

The Actual Work

  • 1HRV tracking protocol (first 5 minutes awake)
  • 2Cortisol pattern identification
  • 3Trigger-response mapping across a 14-day window
  • 4Nervous system reset protocols — not meditation apps

Eight hours in bed is not eight hours of recovery. We look at sleep architecture, not just duration — the difference between restorative sleep and the kind that leaves you exhausted at 7am.

"I was sleeping 7 hours and waking up destroyed. Turns out I was waking 14 times a night. Nobody had ever looked at the data." — James, 44, Attorney

The Actual Work

  • 1Sleep staging analysis (wearable data review)
  • 2Chronotype identification and schedule alignment
  • 3Pre-sleep cortisol wind-down protocol
  • 4Environment audit: light, temperature, noise

The gym is the last thing we talk about. Movement comes after we've addressed what's actually depleting you. Then — and only then — we build a protocol that your life can actually hold.

"She told me to stop running until we fixed my sleep. I was furious. Three weeks later I ran my fastest 5K." — Nadia, 35, New Mother

The Actual Work

  • 1Current capacity assessment (not a fitness test)
  • 2Minimum effective dose calculation
  • 3Recovery-to-output ratio tracking
  • 4Progressive load mapping across 12-week cycles

Who This Is For

You already know
something is off.

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The Burned-Out Founder

"Skipping lunch 4×/week"

You've built something real. You've also built a body that runs on black coffee, back-to-back calls, and the vague plan to 'sort it out after the raise.' The raise came. You didn't sort it out.

Recognition Signals

  • Wakes exhausted regardless of sleep hours
  • Treats food as fuel and then forgets to refuel
  • Last bloodwork was during a physical you rescheduled twice
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The New Mother

"Body changed. Identity in transition."

Your body did something extraordinary and is now operating in a completely different hormonal, nutritional, and sleep context than anything you've known. Advice like 'just eat clean' is an insult. You need a real protocol.

Recognition Signals

  • Postpartum hormonal fog affecting cognition and mood
  • Inconsistent eating around a newborn schedule
  • Wants to feel strong again, not just "bounce back"
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The Mid-Career Professional

"Last health win: a multivitamin"

Forty-two years old and you've been meaning to 'get serious about your health' for approximately eight years. You have the income, the intention, and zero follow-through. Not because you're lazy — because nothing has ever been specific enough to actually do.

Recognition Signals

  • Gym membership: active. Gym attendance: monthly
  • Knows what to eat in theory; does the opposite under stress
  • Wants accountability that doesn't feel like a pep talk

From the Field

Unretouched.
Unfiltered.

Real check-in notes from real clients. No before-and-after photos. No transformation theater.

Week 3 Check-InBreakfast streak: 7 days

"Ate breakfast every day this week. Sounds like nothing. It's not nothing. I haven't done that consistently in two years. The bloodwork review was brutal — she showed me the numbers and just let them sit there. No spin. I needed that."

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Marcus T.

Founder, 38 · Austin, TX

Week 6 Check-InHRV: up 18% from baseline

"The stress audit identified three recurring triggers I'd completely normalized. Tuesday all-hands. Sunday evening. Any conversation about Q4. We built a protocol around each one. It feels mechanical and it works, which is somehow more reassuring than it being intuitive."

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Priya S.

CMO, 41 · San Francisco, CA

Week 8 Check-InSleep quality score: 71 → 84

"She didn't tell me to 'listen to my body.' She told me my body was operating on a 6-week postpartum hormonal timeline and gave me specific adjustments for each phase. I finally feel like I have information instead of vibes. Ran 3.1 miles yesterday. First time since before pregnancy."

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Nadia R.

New Mother, 35 · Brooklyn, NY

Week 4 Check-InMeals planned vs. reactive: 68%

"The accountability call on Tuesday was fifteen minutes and she asked me three questions I didn't want to answer. That's the whole product. Not the meal plan, not the app — it's having someone who will ask the actual question and not let me pivot."

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James O.

Attorney, 44 · Chicago, IL

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This isn't a newsletter. It's a gate. The waitlist is how we identify people who are ready to be coached — not browsed. One optional question does the filtering for us.

What Happens Next

Confirmation email within 24 hours
Pre-cohort questionnaire (15 minutes)
Intake call scheduled before cohort start
Full protocol begins on cohort date

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